Sunday, January 23, 2011

Ekti na howa kothopokothon

"Tor chokh gulo boddo beshi ujjol..amar khub bhoy kore"
"Tomar chokher operation hoyechey shunlam, runa bolchilo, ekhon kemon ache"
"bhoy keno? hariye jabar bhoy"
"hya, ar ki ei boyoshey ja hoy. tobe dactar tar hath bhalo"
"hariye kothay jabo bolto? sei to ei 10 foot by 10 foot"
"Sei..aajkal to shunchi edeshey khub bhalo hoye geche medical facilities. eto nursing home hoyechey."
"tomar boddo urtey iche korey...tai na? amader ki hobe bhabo kokhono"
"nursing home tomar moto borolokera jetey parey, amader jonyo sorkari hashpatal i bhalo..segulo kintu kharap na"
"ki abar hobe? tokeo niye jabo to amar sathe"
"ha ha ha! tomar ei purono deshopremi habbhab ta gelo na"
"boyei gechey amar kothau jetey. ami keno jabo....amar ki keu nei naki, tumi jekhane bolbe sekhaneyi jetey hobe"
"sei jonnoi to deshotyagi howar tokma theke bechey gelam"
"ke ache shuni tor?"
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"keno, amar baba ache, ma ache, dadabhai ache..tara keu noy? amar college gate er thik ulto dikey jodu dar dokan ache....amay sedin boleche jano, 'ekdin bondhuder niye esho na tumi, khub bhalo shingara hoy bikeler dikey, khawabo'......ar ei kolkata shohor ta achey na?"
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"uhhhhh!!! shingara khawabe..geleyi parishto. thakish oi jodu da ar ei nongra shohortake niye...diner modhye 28 ghonta loadshedding, raat furoleyi michhil ar mukhey shob boro boro kotha..hyan karenga, tyan karenga....sob jholakadhey chollo deshoddhar kortey...fnokey to shob biri, ar gachtolar nichey boshey kobita lekhey...oi shob bostapocha kobita poreyi tor mathata geche"
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"bah! tomar jeno ei shohorta kichu noy. jokhon onek durey chole jabe tokhon bujhbe. tokhon oi parar cricket o thakbe na, amio na"
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"bollam to jash na.....thak ei pocha deshey....samner bochorer modhyei scholarship ta peye jabo...odeshey gekley dekhbi sob kotto shundor, darun darun bari, gari...."
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"Tumi ar kono din firbe na na?"
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"Ke boleche firbo na. Pagol. chutitey ashbo to re amra.....tui ar ami."
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"Bollam to ami kotthau jabo na....."
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"Besh thak tahole ei edo golitey....ar tor jodu dake niye.....ke boleche jetey toke"

Na Jodu da na. Tar bodoley ek sorkari office er mash mainer kerani, tar dour o sei sorkari hashpatal, kintu badhon ta sompurno ei shohortake ghirey. Roj doshta paanchtar jiboney se protimuhurtey ghran ney ei shohorer shukno koltolar....noirbyaktik tubelight ar chitke dheye asha cricket ball er sutrey bhenge jawa kacher. majhe majhe boley "orey toder jalay ki baritey lok jon o daka jabena....khabarer modhye eshey porlo to re ball ta"

Bohujuger opaar hotey tai jokhon ekti ashchorjo rokomer shotti kalponik ghotonar choritra mukhomukhi eshey daray tokhon shudhuyi "deshotyagi" tokma ta bechey thakey. Bhalor jonnoi. Mondor jonno o botey.

Krittogota shwikarey Suchitra Bhattacharya' r ekti chotogolpo....naam ta mone porche na...tobe oi je jar sesh ey ekey oporke proshnochinher asheypashey daar koriye dey ekti proshno- "tui ki amay kokhono kichu bolteye cheyechili"

(Sorry for not typing this out in Bengali. Am getting lazier by the day. Also, reading a very interesting book on linguistic politics in India..so.....and that topped with bong craving for chalshey pora prem- That precisely describes this!)

11 comments:

  1. besh hoeche kintu...chalse pora prem e dhulo orate erom lekhai to chai re.....chaliye ja pau....tor habe..:)

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  2. On that note tui jigatei paris "ki habe".....lekha ebong khub bhalo lekha j hoche abong ro habe senie sondeho nei...but gutikoek pola j tor lekha pore tor premey porbe enieo sondeho neiko.....amii jhup kore "chalse pora prem " r prem e pore gelam tor ei lekhata pore;)

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  3. Sombar sokkal sokkal office ese blog khule tomar update dekhe chotpot pore felam..Kichukkhan theme aabar porlam.....Sokal ta darun shuru holo aamar..Ekta vison sundar lekha, Lekhar jonno anek anek dhonnobadd....

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  4. @amru, dhonyobad ebong no dhonybad..besh khanikta chetey diley meye...sobistaey amra onyo jaigay alochono korbo :P

    @abhik, dhonyobad :)amar lekhata karo jibontake khanikta chnuye geche jeney khub bhalo laglo. Bhalo theko :)

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  5. Sera laglo as usual!
    tui publisher khoj...chhapte de tor lekha!!!

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  6. khub bhalo laglo re pore...ar shob theke kacher manush gulo kei dekhbi shob kichu bola hoye othe na...There's sum1 jake ami onek kichu bolte chai, for example...bt jokhon i shuru kori, kothar khei hariye jaye...ar bola hoye othe na. Ratre shopne boli sheguloke. I hope ekdin shob kichu bole uthte parbo...but then, shob kotha bola hoye gele ki bichchiri hobe bhab? Jodi notun kichchui bolar na thake?

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  7. @swayambhu da, orey baba....chap niyo na....ar ami ami jani jani, chorabali kotokhani :) :)

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